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  • What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated. 🐟

  • How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🐧

  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕

  • How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. 🕺

  • What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent. 🐍

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 🪵

  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. ❄️

  • What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see-fish. 👓

  • What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch-dog. 🐶

  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 🐻

  • What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese. 🧀

  • What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A ba-boom. 🐒

  • What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction. 🐮

  • What do you call a horse that likes to dance? A disco-stang. 🐴

  • What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant. 🐫

  • What do you call a fish that has two knees? A two-knee fish. 🐟

  • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. 🦌

  • What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tutor. 💨

  • What do you call a sheep that does karate? A lamb chop. 🐑

  • What do you call a pig that does yoga? A ham-stretch. 🐷